so true...and hilarious...
The Laws of Delhi:
1. If my side of the road has a traffic jam, then I can start driving on the wrong side of the road, and all incoming cars will be rerouted via Meerut .
2. The Queue Nahin Rule: If there is a queue of many people, no one will notice me sneaking into the front as long as I am looking the other way.
3. The Mind Over Matter Law: If a traffic light is not working, four cars from different directions can easily pass through one another.
4. The Auto Axiom: If I indicate which way I am going to turn my vehicle, it is an information security leak.
5. The In Spit Of Things: The more I lean out of my car or bus, and the harder I spit, the stronger the roads become.
6. The Cinema Hall Fact: If I get a call on my mobile phone, the film automatically goes into pause mode.
7. The Brotherhood Law: If I want to win an argument, I need only to repeatedly suggest that the other person has illicit and unnatural relations with his sister.
8. The Baraat Right: When I'm on the road to a marriage, all the roads in the city belong to me.. To ME.
9. The Heart Of Things: If I open enough buttons on my shirt, the pretty girl at the bus stop can see through my maldeformed chest into the depths of my soul.
10. The Name Game: It is very important for the driver behind me to memorize the nicknames of my children.
11. Parking Up The Wrong Tree: When I double-park my car, the road automatically widens so that the traffic is not affected.
12. The Chill Bill Move: When I park and block someone else's car I am giving him a chance to pause, relax, chill and take a few moments off from his rushed day.
13. The Ogling Stare: If you don't ogle and drool at every hot chick that passes by, you're gay.
14. The Bus Karo Law: If the bus does not stop at the correct place near the bus stop, my city will explode and blow into 6 million pieces.
15. The VIP Rule: There are only 5 important persons in this city - Me, I, Myself, Main , Mainu.
.............sent in by Jyotsna Laroiya: New Delhi
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